Under the pump: PR poetry

Posted on | December 12, 2007 | 7 Comments

Think outside the square

A picture paints a thousand words

You’re not getting any love

You have to be your own self-promoter

The man out front

Taking one for the team

What flies and what dies

Piggy-backing

Gate-crashing

Presser

Snapper

Have to keep putting yourself out there!

Comments

7 Responses to “Under the pump: PR poetry”

  1. Graham
    December 12th, 2007 @ 12:54 pm

    Letting it go through [to] the keeper

  2. melgregg
    December 12th, 2007 @ 12:57 pm

    Oh, I knew I started my list too late in the piece!

  3. barry
    December 12th, 2007 @ 1:52 pm

    it’s show biz, baby.

    it’s show biz, baby.

  4. kiley
    December 12th, 2007 @ 11:00 pm

    You’ve just to have courage.

  5. Jason W
    December 13th, 2007 @ 9:49 am

    I’m just gonna circle the wagons

  6. rach
    December 14th, 2007 @ 11:46 am

    Snort. I felt for her, I really did, but that babies-aircraft carrier-roses story really was a bit much.

  7. WildlyParenthetical
    December 29th, 2007 @ 10:13 am

    Awesomeness. I half felt for her, and half felt she should take her own advice: research her audience…? Seriously, “Produce a small, glossy brochure of your research that people can take away with them.’? If I hadn’t laughed, I’d have cried. But that’s showbusiness, baby.

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